WHEN IN TROUBLE, WHEN IN DOUBT, RUN IN CIRCLES, SCREAM
AND SHOUT. Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Welcome! This is purely a fun site for me and the people who chose to view it. I am very politically incorrect, culturally and ethnically insensitive, immature, cynical, silly at times, and lazy. I also have been accused of having double, triple, and even quadruple standards, or no standards at all. Any information, opinions, or projects you encounter here should be considered with a ton or two of salt. Failure to use common sense, professional guidance, or legal advice could cause death, dismemberment, lawsuits, and/or long stays in the gulag. I, nor anyone who is affiliated with or post on this site is responsible for your stupidity or lack of judgment. I welcome constructive criticism, ideas, and advice. If you cannot be constructive or you want to bitch about the content here, well, ya'll can kiss the browneye. Lastly (I think), I was educated in the public school system and have an IQ only slightly higher than Al Gore, so keep your zingy comments to yourself about the spailling and punku8tion.
ABOUT THE SITE
Yes, I am making fun of you and your tightly held beliefs about the end of the world. I only do this to fit in with my non-crazy friends. But, I have a dark secret, I am just as crazy as you are. I just try to fit in to square society. From my hidden bunker, deep inside my mom and dad's basement (littered with buckets of KFC and twinkie wrappers), I am a secret believer in...gasp, a CME/EMP event. While I do not know the time or day this will happen, I firmly believe that it will. So, not only am I making fun of you, but myself as well. It's all in fun, right?
Well, the election came and went. So what? If the other fool would have won it wouldn't be much difference, just a slower death spiral, and no I did not vote for Ron Paul. Politicians are now lower than ambulance chasing lawyers in my book, much lower, and that is a very low place.
Planet X and the Mayan thingee both went flat. Guess you can maybe go crazy again next december. Now I have to just figure out what to do with all that Mayan Calendar/We're All Gonna Die merchandise.....
It is coming toward the end of January 2013 and our sun is deader than last nights possum and gravy before I scraped it off the paved road. I wonder if that TV preacher I sent all that money to is really praying for sunspots like he said he would.
Celebrated Robert Burns night, uhhh, sometime or the other. The scotch and myself both hated ourselves the next morning.
6 November 2012: Presidential election. It really does not matter who wins, we're still screwed. Who needs aliens with probes when you have the GOV?
? December 2012: Planet X/Nibiru. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait, WTF? Whose been doing too much LSD? I think I'll stick to the Mayan calendar thingy.
21 December 2012: Mayan apocalypse. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! (This is the absolute truth! We ARE all gonna die, eventually, I pinky promise.)
Spring/Summer 2012: Massive coronal mass ejection/solar flares from our sun. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! AGAIN!
5 May 2013: Cinco de Mayo. Some, but not all of us ARE GONNA DIE!!! Too much tequila...if I have to finish this sentence for you, you are probably not gonna die on 5 May.
14 July 2013: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! Uh, sorry, just Joe.
20-23 December 2013: Oops! They misread the mayan calendar and it's REALLY happening at this time. You can scream now. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
39 Junetober 5000000000: Our star will begin to go into its red giant phase and consume the earth. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! (If the Prez can have 57 states I can have 39 days in Junetober!)
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